ABOUT US
Our Story
BORN FROM FRUSTRATION, BUILT FOR FUN
ShootTheBottle was born in 2026 from a simple idea: what if shooting targets were actually fun? We were tired of boring paper targets and wanted something that combined our love of shooting sports with our appreciation for political satire and pop culture humor.
Our Simpsons-style cartoon glass bottle targets are designed to deliver the most satisfying shooting experience possible. Each 500ml glass bottle is crafted to shatter spectacularly on impact, while the hilarious cartoon caricatures add an extra layer of entertainment to every range day.
We believe in the power of humor and the First Amendment right to political satire. Our products are designed as parody art — a long-standing tradition in American culture. Whether you're a seasoned shooter or planning your first range party, we're here to make it unforgettable.
QUALITY FIRST
Premium 500ml glass bottles designed for maximum shatter satisfaction. Weather-resistant labels that look great at any distance.
HUMOR MATTERS
Life's too short for boring targets. We bring laughter to the range with our Simpsons-style cartoon art and clever designs.
SAFE & LEGAL
All products are legal shooting targets. We promote safe shooting practices and responsible range behavior.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER
ShootTheBottle products are novelty shooting targets intended for use at licensed shooting ranges and private property where shooting is permitted. All cartoon designs are original parody artwork protected under the First Amendment. We are not affiliated with The Simpsons, 20th Century Fox, or any political figure. Always follow local laws and practice safe shooting habits. Must be 18+ to purchase.