ShootTheBottle Hero
America's #1 Satirical Shooting Target

SHOOT
THE
BOTTLE

Simpsons-style cartoon glass bottle targets. The most satisfying way to spend your range day.

Free Shipping 6+
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Glass shattering

MAXIMUM SHATTER SATISFACTION

Simple as 1-2-3

HOW IT WORKS

01

PICK YOUR TARGET

Browse our collection of hilarious Simpsons-style cartoon bottles or create your own custom design.

02

WE SHIP FAST

Your targets are carefully packaged and shipped directly to your door. Free shipping on 6+ bottles.

03

TAKE YOUR SHOT

Line 'em up at the range and enjoy the most satisfying shatter you've ever experienced.

Custom design feature

Make It Personal

CUSTOM AI DESIGN

Upload any photo and our AI transforms it into a Simpsons-style cartoon character, printed on a premium glass target bottle. Perfect for bachelor parties, gag gifts, or just making your range day extra personal.

Upload any photo
AI cartoon transformation
Custom text & crosshair style
Premium glass bottle
Party setup

PARTY BUNDLES

Planning a range day with friends? Our 6-pack party bundles save you 20% and come with a party planning guide. Because democracy should be affordable.

Real Shooters, Real Reviews

WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

"Best range day ever! The glass shatters perfectly and the cartoon is hilarious. My whole group was dying laughing."

@RangeDay_MikeVerified Buyer

"Bought the party pack for my divorce celebration. Worth every penny. The looks on everyone's faces were priceless!"

@BlueWave_SarahVerified Buyer

"Great quality glass, shatters beautifully. The cartoon style is spot-on Simpsons. Only wish they had more variety."

@TargetPractice_JoeVerified Buyer

READY TO TAKE YOUR SHOT?

Join thousands of satisfied shooters. Free shipping on orders of 6+ bottles.